How The Ads Should Read, By L.O. Sanderson

If the places that sell whiskey would tell the truth in their advertising, the ads would read something like this:

“Wanted — one hundred new customers, as most of our old ones have dropped out. Ten committed suicide; twenty are in jail; fifteen are in the poor house; one was electrocuted for murder; three are in the mental hospital; and the rest are broke. We must have new customers — young, fresh, and strong for they will not live to stay with us long. Continue reading “How The Ads Should Read, By L.O. Sanderson”