On a visit to New York, an Englishman and a Scotsman go to a pastry shop. The Englishman whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker does not notice.
The Englishman says to the Scotsman: “You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!”
LES PARROTT WAS on an airplane flying into a busy airport during a storm…
Just as the plane was about to touch down, the pilot made a split-second decision to lift back up. What the passengers didn’t know at the time was that another plane was coming in on that same runway from the opposite direction! The pilot pulled the plane up, circled the airport, and made a safe landing. Continue reading
When I am tempted, I dare not stray
For many people look my way.
Loved ones to sicken and disgust
If I betray my sacred trust; Continue reading
